Ramblings and Heartaches

_{keep adventuring and stay not a grown-up!}

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did-you-kno:

Source

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impala-tardis-lovechild:

Youtube, you’re drunk. Go home.

doctopus:

dont u wonder about the people on the other side of the enterprise who are just the janitors or some shit they never go on the bridge they have no idea whats going on

when the ship shakes they just think ‘goddammit kirk’

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telekineticjensen:

Best kid ever.

Finally a kid doesn’t have to be saved!

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textsfromthe-avengers:

Submitted by madmoll

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freefolly:

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

How does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
    reply Yeah, you.
4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

Dude that is genius

Slow clappin’ it out.

This is amazing

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hippos-go-rawr:

that-nerd-next-door:

queenofmanyfandoms:

femmejackfrost:

talikira:

hatefucking:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step

i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

fjdsahg TAKES OFF SKIN, THAT’S THE SPIRIT.

tAKES OUT FAJITA

crying omg.

IT’S BACK! i’ve forgotten how much i missed this post ahaha

oh and i tried it too - cleverbot gave me a flat out “No.”

I tried it and got- cleverbot *takes out God*

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hugh-danced-the-dancy:

leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.

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